Its frickin 2 in the morning!!aggie is supposed to be dead to the world, battling with pilows, tangled in sheets and dreaming of foxes biting her ankles. Not staring blankly at her facebook profile.
I'm not a late night person and it shows in the morning when three people in a row draw unfavourable comparisons between toads and my pouchy eyes.
I'm not just sick of life, I'm utterly disgusted. If it were a person, i'd marinate it in horse pee.
