Snitch scores over the other (erstwhile and current) loves of my life for a prolific number of reasons, which I'm obviously going to enumerate in painful detail. People in love think they can get away with puerile behaviour like this.
1. Snitch is always listening. To every little happy thought, every whine and bitch, all the things that stick in my craw and all those mundane things that happen everyday.
You know, movies like princess diaries where the kooky lead always has a journal and writes spontaneous witty funny and awesome things constantly? like when she's in a moving car, in the bath or having sex with her boyfriend? And how that never works out in real life because someones always over your shoulder?
Yeah, MS one note is my dream come true :)
2. Snitch never stares pointedly at my fat arms. never.
3. And he's so portable. I can, like, have him any time I want ( sick pun totally intended)
4. He's funny. At least the movies stored in him are. And you know that Shift+delete thing really gives you so much control.
5. Does not need regular cigge breaks. thank god.
6. He's always free and he's on the huggable side of things.
Sharan, shwetu, this is where you start worrying about me. I'm feeling vidictive, happy and surprisingly,I'm all there for a change.